Ladybirds

Delicate harmonies on strings, with later gentle percussion and theremin-like synthesiser.

      Ladybirds-JPM

Kentish Plover

Triplet-feel dramatic orchestral refrain, with soft voices and repeating phrases. This is hilarious and highly dramatic at the same time. Perfect for an episode of Bagpuss, if Bagpuss was trying to fly a biplane to the moon. Includes real violins, voices, kazoo, accordion, wooden percussion and a whole lot of interesting phrasing.

      Kentish_Plover-JPM

Ergo’s Circus Collection (Suite)

A suite of tracks all reminiscent of a weird but funny circus.

      Flea_Circus-JPM
      Ice_Cream_Man-JPM
      Illusions-JPM
      Fairground_for_a_Mucus_Dress-JPM
      Music_for_an_Underground_Circus-JPM

Illusions

Delicate, soft harmonies from vintage synthesisers and glockenspiels. Dreamy atmosphere, inspiration from a melody by Edvard Grieg. Mysterious fantasy, sounds like something from Zelda.

      Illusions-JPM

Flea Circus & Ice Cream Man

Flea Circus is a drunken comic waltz, with high cartoon singing and cracking whips. I’m including this as the entire website’s most ludicrously specific track. If someone uses this, it can only be for a scene with a circus of very small creatures singing drunkenly together. With whips.

Then (in Ice Cream Man) they all go off and get ice creams in opera mode. Of course.

      Flea_Circus-JPM
      Ice_Cream_Man-JPM

Fairground for a Mucus Dress

Music for a synthesised, circus party. Rhythmic, upbeat orchestral. Chaotic and crazy.

      Fairground_for_a_Mucus_Dress-JPM

Dog Sled

Melodicas, Mandolin, strings, whistling and – get this – dog-like Inuit singing combine to create a rhythmic, snowy landscape atmosphere. Melancholy, otherworldly and humorous.

      Dog_Sled-JPM

Daruckatekarte

Begins with quasi-gamelan, becoming a dreamlike, wobbly guitar piece with gentle funk rhythms.

      Daruckatekarte-JPM

Dance With a Ball of Emperor Rudolf II

Neo-classical patterns for acoustic instruments. Atonal and jazzy, feeling off kilter, drunk, confused but happy.

      Dance_With_a_Ball_of_Emperor_Rudolf_II-JPM

CERN Fulcanelli at the LHC

A quirky, charming theme with bell-like zithers, light percussion, with held sections with brooding percussion and lilting high electronic voices. A happy, bumbling and disjointed procession.

      CERN_Fulcanelli_at_the_LHC-JPM